The pyramids are, by some distance, the most astonishing human achievement most travellers will ever stand in front of. That is not a travel-writing sentiment — it is a statement of physical fact. The Great Pyramid of Khufu was the world’s tallest structure for three thousand eight hundred years; it was built by a civilisation that did not have the wheel, and it is still standing. Most people who visit Egypt find that they had intellectually understood this and were unprepared for the scale of it — the way the plateau appears as you drive from Cairo, the way the pyramid fills the sky as you approach the base. The Marriott Mena House has sat at the edge of that plateau since 1869 and you can see the Pyramid of Khufu from the breakfast terrace, close enough that the geometry of it interrupts the horizon at a degree that takes adjustment.
The planning question with Egypt is almost always whether to add the Nile. Cairo alone — the Giza plateau, the new Grand Egyptian Museum, the Egyptian Museum in Tahrir Square with its two storeys of artefacts from Tutankhamun’s tomb — is four or five days well spent. But the Nile cruise from Luxor to Aswan, or from Aswan north, adds the temples: Karnak, the Valley of the Kings, Philae, the twin colossi of Memnon at sunrise from a hot-air balloon. The cruise ships range from basic to genuinely good; the Oberoi Philae and the Dahabiya sail-boats at the top are a different experience from the standard fleet, and the difference is worth specifying at booking. The flight from Cairo to Luxor is 70 minutes; the overnight train is a romantic idea that we do not recommend.
The private guide in Egypt changes the trip more than the hotel does. The Egyptian Museum in Cairo has over one hundred thousand objects on two floors, and without context the Tutankhamun room is treasure and the rest is inventory. An Egyptologist — specifically one trained in archaeology, not a general guide licensed after a short course — turns the same room into an argument about succession, religion, and the collapse of the New Kingdom that follows you through the rest of the trip. We work with two guides in Cairo and one in Luxor who work to that standard; they are not findable on any tour platform.